If you saw two guys named Hambone and Flippy, which one would you think liked dolphins the most? I'd say Flippy, wouldn't you? You'd be wrong though. It's Hambone.
If a kid asks you where rain comes from,I think a cute thing to tell him is, "God is crying." And if he asks why God is crying, another cute thing to tell himi is, "Probably because of something you did."
One thing kids like is to be tricked. For instance, I was going to take my little nephew to Disneyland, but instead I drove him to an old burned-out warehouse. "Oh, no," I said. "Disneyland burned down." He cried and cried, but I think that deep down he thought it was a pretty good joke. I started to drive over to the real Disneyland, but it was getting pretty late.
its definitely flippy
ReplyDeleteDad always thought laughter was the best medicine, which I guess was why several of us died of tuberculosis.
ReplyDeleteLaughter should have given you a TB shot instead
ReplyDeleteIf a kid asks you where rain comes from,I think a cute thing to tell him is, "God is crying." And if he asks why God is crying, another cute thing to tell himi is, "Probably because of something you did."
ReplyDeleteOne thing kids like is to be tricked. For instance, I was going to take my little nephew to Disneyland, but instead I drove him to an old burned-out warehouse. "Oh, no," I said. "Disneyland burned down." He cried and cried, but I think that deep down he thought it was a pretty good joke. I started to drive over to the real Disneyland, but it was getting pretty late.
ReplyDeleteYou are really evil man... and i did do something to make God cry. I burned down Disneyland
ReplyDeleteBen ur terrible.
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